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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via eatsleepstretchrepeat)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience, via sara-morlentur)

" if you never new it was there, how did you not see it over then yesterday if it hasnt when you did it yet but not when you were sleeping. "

— me (via mirandasingsofficial)

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

(Source: sidnugget, via captainzetajones)

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

(via nopainis4ever)